Thoughts of a Lunatic: FA Cup Heartbreak, Harry Kane Team and Other Talking Points

The Lunatic don come again. This time, I want to be different. I have been accused of only yabbing and seeing negatives. What else do Lunatics do? Like Jubril, I belong to everyone, I belong to no one. The yabs are straight from the heart. Will be touching on some few talking points as usual. You might pull off your thinking caps and put on your Lunatic cap at this stage.

Seniorman and Ndidi did it

Let me start by celebrating fellow Nigerians Kelechi Seniorman Iheanacho and Wilfred Ndidi on their success in the FA Cup. As a Nigerian I celebrate with them but I hope the Alcoholic Drink club people won’t get angry. Before they put me in the same bracket as Daniel Amartey who tossed their pennant to the floor. On another day, I would have tagged Amartey as dumb but for the sake of the two Nigerians and the sweetness of Leicester’s victory, I will say kudos to Amartey.

Sometimes things like these have to happen to spice up the game. We will do with some bit of drama. As we saw in their subsequent Premier League tie, it may be the beginning of some rivalry and bad blood. The Lunatic is here for the violence.

Iheanacho and Ndidi celebrated cup success

Iheanacho has picked up form and Ndidi has been good since he joined Leicester. The trophy is good reward for their hard work. Kelechi should now think of cutting the soap for the likes of Isaac Success, Alex Iwobi and others.

Bottlelona 2

So is the magnitude of Barcelona’s collapse that it has to have a second part. From being in a position where winning their matches will take them top of the table to picking just two points out of a possible 15. In a title run-in, they lost at home against Granada and Celta Vigo. Who does that? Well, Bottlelona.

They shift attention to begging Messi next

They go into a summer where they start going on their knees to beg Messi to stay, as usual. At this rate, there is no time Nou Camp won’t turn to Redemption Camp, where they will have to gather to intercede on behalf of the club.

Funny enough, they gave Luis Suarez to Atletico Madrid. The rejected stone is on the verge of winning La Liga. He has added bite to the Atletico Madrid attack. Both in the boardroom and other pitch, Barcelona are in the mud. Remember they also sacked a manager that was winning and employed one that is trying to learn how to win

We should have seen the signs when Barcelona were were well beaten by Pirlo’s Juventus, who have literally been Old Ladies this season.

Mane’s Klopp snub

So some days back, images of Sadio Mane refusing a handshake from his manager Jurgen Klopp surfaced after a match. My take on it is, Mane was definitely not angry for starting the match on the bench. I don’t want to believe so. First, the manager can decide to put any player on the bench. Secondly, Mane has been poor enough this season to be left out of the squad some times. His once energetic performances seems to be rescinding like his hairline.

Klopp has tried clearing the air

The only reason I can think of for Mane’s behavior is that, he must have spotted Klopp at some point doing the Joachim Low. In case you don’t know the Joachim Low, the best I can do to help is you is ‘ball-sniffing’.

The Harry Kane team

After years of scoring goals and winning 0 golden and silver trophy, Harry Kane has told Tottenham he wants to leave. The question now is, to where? For a player that signed a six-year deal some years back, he must have believed in the Spurs project. With reports suggesting he wants to stay in England, Chelsea, Manchester United and Manchester City might be the realistic options. Looking at the options, maybe Kane should have just said he wants to join Manchester City. Definitely more money and a better chance to win trophies.

Where does that leave Spurs? When Harry Kane leaves the Harry Kane team.

On that note, I return my golden pen to wherever I took it from. Let me go and continue wandering the streets. Don’t follow me, I am not on social media but you can follow Goaldball @goaldbal on Twitter. Till next time, keep you lunacy intact.

Team Of The Week: Hat-trick Heroes, Leicester Heroes and Others

After another weekend of interesting football, we present our latest edition of the Team Of The Week. Leicester City are well represented after winning their first FA Cup.

Goalkeeper: Alisson Becker (Liverpool)

The Liverpool goalie edges other top performing goalkeepers for his goal scoring performance. Alisson made impact at the other end of his goal by scoring the winning goal against West Brom.

Right-back: Juan Cuadrado (Juventus)

The Colombian scored two goals to help Juventus in their bid to escape showcasing their black and white jersey in the Europa League next season.

Left-back: Raphael Guerrero (Borussia Dortmund)

The Portuguese leftback has been very important for Borussia Dortmund. He scored one of the goals as Borussia Dortmund won away at Mainz to bolster their push for a Champions League place.

Center-back: Nacho (Real Madrid)

Real Madrid’s Mr Reliable scored the goal that has kept Les Merengues in the title race, going into the last matchday in La Liga.

Center-back: Caglar Soyuncu (Leicester)

The Turk helped Leicester City win the FA Cup with a man of the match performance. Soyuncu helped Leicester stop Chelsea from scoring, the bedrock of their win against the Blues.

Central-midfield: Lucas Paqueta (Lyon)

Paqueta barely put a foot wrong in a man of the match performance against Nimes. He scored two goals and had an assist in the 5-2 win.

Central-midfield: Youri Tielemans (Leicester)

The Belgian grabbed the headlines by scoring the all-important goal that gave Leicester their FA Cup win. In addition to the goal, Tielemans put in a battling display in midfield.

Tielemans got his name into Leicester folklores

Central-midfield: Carlos Soler (Valencia)

The midfielder scored two goals and an assist in Valencia’s impressive 4-1 win against Eibar. The win took the Los Murcielagos clear of relegation worries.

Forward: Ferran Torres (Manchester City)

The Spaniard scored an impressive hattrick as Manchester City celebrated their title win with a 4-3 win against Newcastle on Friday night.

Forward: Carlos Bacca (Villarreal)

The Colombian forward rolled back the years with a hattrick in Villareal’s impressive 4-0 win against Sevilla. The win bolstered the Yellow Submarines chances to finish in Europa League places.

Foreward: Arkadiusz Milik (Marseille)

A Polish striker that is not Robert Lewandowski leads the line for our team this week. Former Napoli striker Milik scored a hattrick as Marseille saw off Angers at the Stade Velodrome. The win ensures Marseille are close to getting an Europa League spot.

Manager: Brendan Rodgers (Leicester)

After leading Leicester to their first FA Cup success and also winning his first silverware as manager in England, the Northern Irishman is our manager of the week.

Substitutes: K. Schmeichel (Leicester), K. Trippier (Atl Madrid), Marquinhos (PSG), P. Hoejbjerg (Tottenham), G. Guedes (Valencia), R. Kolo Muani (Nantes), S. Mina (Celta Vigo)

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Chelsea FA Cup disapointment in 11 Pictures

Chelsea after they defeated Manchester City in the Semi-finals

God will shame you this year

Chelsea seeing Leicester are their opponents in the final

People wey never win FA Cup before

Nigerians coming out to support Leicester because of Iheanacho and Ndidi

Naija Leicester for life

Nigerian Chelsea fans

We be Chelsea, we no be Nigerians

Chelsea going into the match in their new attire

We are up for the occasion

Leicester waiting for Chelsea in the match

Dem think say na play

Chelsea fans when Chelsea were yet to score

What’s going on here?

Chelsea fans when Leicester went ahead

This is not the script nah

When Chelsea thought they had equalized

God don put enemies to shame

When VAR chalked off Chelsea’s goal

Tears loading

Chelsea fans at full-time

We are in sifia pains

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